The Western Gate

Opening The Akashic Records
Maureen J.ST.Germain
Bear & Company

So not all books I review should be limited editions, instantly rare and therefore costly, it’s just that I buy what’s new, and looks interesting and in the main its the costly limited ones that get reviewed on Youtube etc. It so happens on my shelves are an array of books I grabbed from cheap websites, Abe Books, World of books, Amazon etc, and vowed one day to read them. Sometimes I do, at a speed read and condemn them to a waste of time and money to indulge in, in my own humble and subjective opinion of course, simultaneously thanking the universe that it wasn’t one of the expensive and limited edition books.

Maureen J. St. Germain was instructed by the Akashic Record keepers to create the Akashic Records Guides website for trained and certified work on those who to teach -‘accessing the Akashic records’. Of course, anyone can apply for this training and Maureen J.ST Germain will be happy to part her knowledge in receipt of a reciprocal parting of cash, crossing palms with silver is as old as the oldest profession after all.
She herself is the reincarnation of George Washington’s mother, one of her guides Santa Kumara who to summarize Maureen’s description descended to earth in a spaceship from Venus to save the Earth from the darkest hours thousands of years ago with 144,000 other do-gooding knuckle rappers. (It’s a shame they couldn’t descend now being as for the first time in history, we have an apocalyptic man-made natural cataclysm occurring, overpopulation, dwindling resources and enough bomb-age to blow the Earth to smithereens a thousand times with a few hundred thousand years recovery rate…but obviously the master from Venus and his 144,000 cohorts have more pressings matters)
Maureen j.St Germain has , also as her guide and mentor- the Angel Metatron, who sits alongside God, The big God, he is ‘the gatekeeper between chaos and manifest form.’ So we can expect between all these confidents this book will be one thing …special ! …. enlightening! (?)
I picked it up in the bargain bin online for 5.99. Truly the angels and ‘the geometric matrix’ have gifted me with this synchronicity, it’s a sign surely.

“The Akashic records hold details of your past, present and possible futures.”;- so sayeth Maureen via her guides. Unlike modern qantam theories which suggest time itself is warped and multi faceted such that the future can influence the past, Maureen.J.St.G encourages us however to accept this viewpoint that only the future is permissible for change, after all it was delivered by the emissary of the big God and a Venusian lord who thought he knew what was good for the Earth thousands of years ago (viz:- but not today- we can kiss dooms backside and wait for the inevitable it seems)

“The Akashic records, come from the 11th dimension.” This is above the 9 spacial dimensions and 1 temporal as muted by current theories, and therefore this 11th incorporates the theory of the complete and all encompassing ‘theory of everything’ … which would include all possibilities of past and infinite presents and of course the chaos of all possible futures… well in theory, but our esteemed St.Germain has already bollocked that idea. We can in fact viz only discuss possible futures, which, Akashic records or not, we can achieve anyway, perhaps with a counsellor, confident or careers advisors mayhaps. Yes I know I’ve repeated myself here, for the third time, it’s an analogy you see, keep feeding the line and the fish will bite.

St Germain, grants us the message from “The great divine director“, that Karma itself can be negated, void. We have to submit, of course, so that means no questioning and this is not because we need to be malleable and susceptible but because, well, because they, the key holder of the matrix love you! of course they do, now accept!!! and all resistance is futile.
P.S> your annual subscription is now due.
Now I can rip this book to shreds as I see it, and hardly a page goes by where my sarcasm and laughter doesn’t rear its ugly, damned head. So blame my ego or condemn me as ye will.
I can also give my take/experience on ‘the Akashic records’ as defence and to expand ideas from the book that I would contradict or outright deny…but why bother. My aim is not for the pursuit of acclaim and certainly not reimbursement, and when you challenge others who are in pursuit of these, you meet a vicious beast who will not avail, nor sway.
St.Germain can give you a one to one, currently a 3×50 minute special deal of $2190, lowly me can/will only offer the same service over a pint of beer in the local pub where we can put the world to rights and discuss whatever topics the loosening girders and inhibitions of the brain allows.
Soul saving isn’t cheap you know, and Maureen being of the American dream has to do what the Americans do and put a price on everything, nothing’s free, not least when it comes courtesy of God’s right hand man and a spaceman from Venus.
Sometimes, examples to questions will read like a quote from a dictionary… what is wonder ? wonder is to think about something that may or may not be. It’s full of eureka moments and pant wetting revelation.
Maureen and her ilk do serve a purpose, for the betterment of the occult and esoteric mystery schools, they steer the gullible, the sheep and the dunderhead numbnuts away from our path. They drain them of any possible soul ascending wisdom potential which will only translate into them as an ego creating their own richly funded mystery cult and better it be a franchise from the ‘Mother’ house, and lets not forget they, the dunderheads, will also be drained of the contents of their wallets and purses.
Why has Metatron and that Venusian bloke picked Maureen J.St.Germain to deliver their message? their training? and what are they getting out of the deal? It cannot be for the betterment of the human race, as the majority of the human race cannot afford today’s bread let alone a 3×50 minute session with old Mo’. Ask yourself the so said Right Hand Angel of the Real and True God, and the Seed Soul of Christ have chosen Maureen to be their conduit guiding her to the rules and the path of teh Akashic Records. Why? even if it is all true… Why?
I like Ol Mo’ I bet she smells of Chanel No.5 and being from the higher echelons of the manifest can ride this filthy beast of a dragon that I am-perhaps, back into the depths of loneliness where I deserve to be. (There you go, fuckin’ men, always have to objectify and bring smut and innuendo into the equation… ignore this review–Azazael and Thaarg -Alien from Quaxxon)